“Hands up,” a deep voice commanded.

Dinero turned around to see the Chicharrones with County Sheriff Sánchez.

“You’ve been cheating folks long enough, Dinero Martínez,” Sheriff Sánchez said. “I’m going to see to it that you lose your license to do business. You won’t be able to sell a ratón to a gato.”

“Wait, let’s talk,” Dinero pleaded, using his best salesman voice. “I know about some great land in Florida.”