Poem

Frankenstein Makes a Sandwich

by Adam Rex Illustration of Frankenstein looking in an empty cupboard for food
When Frankenstein
prepared to dine
on ham-and-cheese on wheat,
he found, instead,
5 he had no bread
(or mustard, cheese, or meat).
What could he do?
He thought it through
until his brain was sore,
10 And thought he ought
to see what he could
borrow from next door.